Skip to Content Skip to Navigation

Al Lee Wyer: Home

Hunt'em, Shoot'em, Stuff'em

 PLAYING MARCHING SONGS IN DELIVERY ROOMS FOR SOON TO BE MOMS PROVED TO BE A   LUCRATIVE ENTERPRISE  INDEED

  BELLEVUE GOT WIND OF ME AND I WAS SOON SINGING MARCHING SONGS ON THE CORNER OF 31ST AND 1ST  AVENUE CHASING AWAY THE SPIRITS

GRATEFUL PASSERS BY SHOWED THEIR APPRECIATION BY THROWING COINS IN MY COFFEE CUP.  THE SOUND OF COINAGE IN CUP SPURRED ME ON TO EVEN GREATER ENDEAVORS

THROUGH V.E.S.I.D. -- I PROCURED A POSITION AT " STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW WEATHER CHANNELL" & TWIZM

 IT WAS AT THIS TIME THAT I WAS RECRUITED --  AND ACCEPTED BY -  THE UNIVERSITY OF HELGA FRANKENFUHER

 THERE  I RECEIVED MY    (GET OUT -- YOUR FINISHED DEGREE )  IN TEUTONIC METEOROLOGY

I DID MY GRADUATE WORK IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL MONITORING THE SEA TEMPERATURE TO DETERMINE FAVORABLE CONDITIONS FOR LANDING CRAFT

 THERE I WROTE MY THESIS  ( DAYLIGHT BOMBING PRO'S vs CON'S )

 UPON MY RETURN TO  (TITWILER TWIZLER & TWIZM )    I STUDIED FOR --  AND PASSED -- THE CRONY'S TEST

AMONG MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

a) HELPED THE BOSSES SON FIRE MY BEAT FRIEND

b) DISCOVERED THE MISSING SOAP FROM THE EXECUTIVE SHIT HOUSE IN THE CHIEF MECHANICHS LUNCH PAIL

 FOLLOWING MY TERMINATION I WENT INTO THE OIL DRILLING AND GAS / INSURANCE BUSINESS

  AL'S GAS AND INSURANCE --  OUR MOTTO ?  

         " IF IT LEAKS ?  - IT'S A PRE EXISTING CONDITION -- NEXT!!!  "

 

 I NOW FIND MYSELF LIVING AMONGST CRYING BABY'S AND UBIQUITOUS DOG SHIT - THE ECLECTIC BY PRODUCTS OF CIVILIZATION

 A REGULAR DON JUAN IN HELL

   "AND UP WILL GO THINE RENT"

( And it did )

WARNING -- the C.D.s contain Variety and do not necessarily reflect the oppinions of the Author. -- UHHH

DOWNLOAD'S AVAILABLE ON ---E MUSIC -- ITUNES ---RHAPSODY --- AUDIO