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Hunt'em, Shoot'em, Stuff'em

 PLAYING MARCHING SONGS IN DELIVERY ROOMS FOR SOON TO BE MOMS PROVED TO BE A   LUCRATIVE ENTERPRISE  INDEED

  BELLEVUE GOT WIND OF ME AND I WAS SOON SINGING MARCHING SONGS ON THE CORNER OF 31ST AND 1ST  AVENUE CHASING AWAY THE SPIRITS

GRATEFUL PASSERS BY SHOWED THEIR APPRECIATION BY THROWING COINS IN MY COFFEE CUP.  THE SOUND OF COINAGE IN CUP SPURRED ME ON TO EVEN GREATER ENDEAVORS

 I BECAME INTERESTED IN TEUTONIC TWINE

 

 FOLLOWING AN ARDUOUS TRAINING PROGRAM AT BELLEVUE - I BECAME A GRADE A TEUTONIC TWINE TWISTER.

THROUGH V.E.S.I.D. -- I PROCURED A POSITION AT TITWILER TWIZLER & TWIZM

 IT WAS AT THIS TIME THAT I WAS RECRUITED --  AND ACCEPTED BY -  THE UNIVERSITY OF HELGA FRANKENFUHER

 THERE  I RECEIVED MY    (GET OUT -- YOUR FINISHED DEGREE )  IN TEUTONIC METEOROLOGY

I DID MY GRADUATE WORK IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL MONITORING THE SEA TEMPERATURE TO DETERMINE FAVORABLE CONDITIONS FOR LANDING CRAFT

 THERE I WROTE MY THESIS  ( DAYLIGHT BOMBING PRO'S vs CON'S )

 UPON MY RETURN TO  (TITWILER TWIZLER & TWIZM )    I STUDIED FOR --  AND PASSED -- THE CRONY'S TEST

AMONG MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS

a) Helped the Boss's Son Fire my Best Friend

b) Discovered the missing soap from the executive shit house in the Chief Mech. Officers  lunch pail.

 FOLLOWING MY TERMINATION I WENT INTO THE OIL DRILLING AND GAS / INSURANCE BUSINESS

  AL'S GAS AND INSURANCE --  OUR MOTTO ?  

         " IF IT LEAKS ?  - IT'S A PRE EXISTING CONDITION -- NEXT!!!  "

 

 I NOW FIND MYSELF LIVING AMONGST THE ELOI WITH THEIR CRYING BABY'S --  DOG SHIT --  AND 24 /7 CELLO MUSIC.

 A REGULAR DON JUAN IN HELL

 " IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME " --  "AND UP WILL GO THINE RENT"

WARNING -- the C.D.s contain Variety and do not necessarily reflect the oppinions of the Author. -- UHHH

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