Al Lee Wyer: Music

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I was having Woman Problems--- I couldn't seem to find one who wouldn't continuously break my balls.

I don't know, maybe it was me.

In Desperation I signed up with ANGIES COMPUTER DATING Service.

I guess they got the name from that Movie " MARTY" with Earnest Borgnine. I'd just seen it on cable.

It was about a bunch of single guys in their 30's who----ahhh go rent the movie it won an Oscar you know. Besides I'd ruin it for you if you haven't seen it.

In any case MARTY and ANGIE were two guys looking for potential wives who couldn't seem to get by the Pier Pressure that was the late 50's

Hell, I took a shot.

The MARTY Syndrome and the Weekend is here with it
The Outlooks bleak cause I 've got no one to share it with

Terrible Plight
Guess Angies Right

I hit the bars because I'm looking to salvage it
A lasting love or maybe get me a little bit

Terrible Plight
Guess Angies Right

Seems watchin DYNASTY has finally paid off for me
Just one Commercial and the answers in front of me

They'll Provide--- For a Price

Their gonna help me put the F into my Foreign Relations

Their gonna show me how to cope without the Coke or the Beer

They'll get me something I can take to all those special Occasions

If it's lonliness your fighting chances are your gonna Beat It here.

Want the kind that like's to dabble in Politics
They'll even get you a Conservative Bollchavik

They'll Provide ---if the price is right

You know there's very little here that they can not do----
Come and let the Miricles of Science Perform for you

They'll Provide---if the price is right

You'll get a felling that can only be described as Ellation

You'll find that someone you've been looking for for all of these years

In Future years your life will be continuous Celebration

If people ask you where you found it you can tell them that you got it here

Here within their numerous files
Before your disbelieving eyes

The Mate who was just made for you---and at a discount too!!

Their gonna help you put the F into your foreign relations
Their gonna show you how to cope without the Coke or the Beer

They'll get you something you can take to all those special Occasions

If it's lonliness your fighting chances are your gonna Beat It Here.