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BREITBART HOSPITAL - September 15, 2018

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     DR. RACHELL MADDOW IS HERE - SHE HEARS BILL OREILLY'S VOICE IN HER UNDERWEAR DRAWER " 

           " HAS SHE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? " 

         " TEN TIMES DOCTOR " 

    " GIVE HER A COUGH DROP AND AN ENEMA - AND THROW IN A COPY OF MY NEWEST BOOK'

             (  KILLING BILL O'REILLY IN MY UNDERWEAR )  $29.99

        " DON'T FORGET TO BILL HER " 

       " YES DOCTOR " 

BREITBART HOSPITAL - September 13, 2018

" DR. WINSTON BUPIN IS HERE - HE'S COMPLAINING OF FLASHBACKS "

" BUPIN ? ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO WIPED ROMNEYS DOG'S ASS ? "

" YES DOCTOR - HE USED TO WALK SEAMUS "

" HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? "

" FOUR TIMES DOCTOR "

" GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP AN ENEMA AND A COPY OF MY NEWEST BOOK ( WHY DADDY DUFFS HIS SAND WEDGE " -- " AND A BILL "

" YES DOCTOR "

HEALTH CARE FOR GOLFERS - September 11, 2018

BREITBART HOSPITAL --  SERVING THE RIGHT THINKING COMMUNITY SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF THE BUSCH ADMINISTRATION

ALL OF OUR DOCTORS ARE BOARD CERTIFIED GRADUATES OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY

FEELING A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER ?

DO THE RIGHT THING BREITBART HOSPITAL -- " WE CARE - BUT WE DON'T TAKE OBAMACARE "putheadup.jpg

BREITBART HOSPITAL - September 10, 2018

" DR. - SEAN HANNITY IS HERE - HE SAY'S HE HAS AN ISLAMIST LODGED IN HIS RECTUM " 

 " HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? " 

 " TWICE DOCTOR " 

  " GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP AND AN ENEMA AND A COPY OF MY NEW BOOK ( DADDY NEEDS A 7 IRON )

  "  OH -- AND A BILL " 

   " YES DOCTOR " 

  ' 

BUPIN THROWS HAT IN RING - September 10, 2018

WINSTON BUPIN -- ( Mitt Romney's former Dog Walker ( He wiped Seamus's ass during 2012 Presidential Campaign )

Has announced his Candidacy for  Representative from Utahs 4th Congressional seat today.

" It's time to Wipe Washington's Backside -- and as Seamus can attest -- I'm just the man to do it "

" MAKE AMERICA FRESH AGAIN"  -  BUPIN IN  2018 "

A brief history of the Ascerbic State of Kanef - July 25, 2018

The State of KaNef has been to the World what a Hangnail is to a Bowler Not dibillitating ----- but danmed annoying. Just to recap a part of the History of this " NO PARKING ANY TIME " sign in front of the 1/2 PRICE OFF TODAY Store of Civilization

The Great Debate 1 - March 21, 2018

In 2006 President BUSH squared off in a debate with Irans MAHAMOUD AHMAJINEDAD

Prs ; " I will Confont the Mullah's of Maddness of the Axis of Evil "

The following is a transcript of the historic event.

Amjndad :-- " Meester BUSH -- as the leader of such a Formidable Military and Economic Power----
How is it that your car is so Filthy ?

PrsBsh-- " You see MAJADIDIDOD -- in an OWNERSHIP SOCIETY"

" Uhhh sometimes you know -- We have to kick up a little dirt to uh---GET THINGS DONE "

LOU DOBBS C.N.N.
" Mr. AHMAJINEDAD where do you stand on Illegal Immigration "

Amjnd : " As you know Meester DOBBS I promised in the Campaign to Chase the Illegal mice out of IRAN ---and allso Promised to get My Car Washed."

" Thanks to IRANS Nuclear Program I was able to fullfill both Promises "

Prs Bsh : " Now uh you see --- He ---he--said something there you see !! "

" What do NUKULAR Programs have to do with uh -- an Illegal Rodent Population ! "

" And by the way I've been Informed that the Presidential Limo was Washed Just Yesterday "

BLITZKRIEG HORSEFLY
C.N.N.
Mr Ahmjndad--- " What became of the Iranian Mice ? "
" Are they being held without being charged !!!"
"And are you embarassed by that "

AHMJNDAD : " Meester HORSEFLY"
" We deported all the Mice to ISRAEL--- which We believe---- should be moved to EUROPE "

" What has my opponent done about Illegal AMERICAN mice ? "

Prs BSH : " Now we-- we have AMERICAN PATRIOTIC CATS who won't CUT AND RUN and uhh --- they'r gonna smoke em out you see --- and get em on the run -- they can run but they can't hide you see "

" And ISREAL should not be in EUROPE --- it belongs in NORTH AFRICA right where it is "

At this point AHMAJINEDAD was ushered off to the KHOMAINI de- briefing room

while

Mr. BUSH --- once again--- was ushered off to the REAGAN de- briefing room
( readers digest )

Viva La France - June 2, 2017

IF " ORIGINAL SIN " WERE EVER TO BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED AS A JUSTIFIABLE CONCEPT WORTHY OF EXAMINATION

HUMAN NATURE WOULD SURELY BE CALLED UPON AS A POSSIBLE PROOF OF IT'S EXISTENCE.


THE NATIONALIST - THE BIGOT - THE THUG - THE MILITARIST - THE MANIPULATOR - ALL EXIST AND IN ALL CULTURES

EFFECTIVE LEADERSHIP ACCEPTS THIS REALITY - EXPOSES IT - AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GIVE

VOICE TO THE CONSCIENCE OF COMMON HUMANITY.

IT DOES SO SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. VIVA LA FRANCE

Pick A SIDE SUNDAY MORNING - May 8, 2017

GOOD MORNNG I'M CHRIS MATHEWS WITH MY GUEST BILL O'REILLY "

   " NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW BILL "

     " MY NEW BOOK "

      " KILLING POCAHONTAS "

 

.     " LET'S BRING OUT MICHEAL MOORE SHALL WE? "

       " TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW "

Trump Names Ambassadore - May 7, 2017

    " I AM ANNOUNCING Today, My New AMBASSADOR to the Country of ARGENTINA --  I Give You Ambassador

  SCHMOCKEN VERBOTEN "adolph_bizmark_ceasar.jpg

   " Now SCHMOCKIE has Lived in Argentina for what - 100 years Schmockie  "

    "  Ya wol Mein Fuhrer  uh mein Preseedent "

    " And Let Me Tell ya --    HE KNOWS REAL ESTATE " adolph bizmark ceasar

       " ADOLPH is going to meet him at the Air Port in Beueno's Aries Monday Morning "

THE CRASH - May 5, 2017

 

   BREITBART HOSPITAL : 10:42 A.M.

   " DOCTOR - A CAR JUST CRASHED INTO A LIGHT POLE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL "

   " WE HAVE MULTIPLE INJURIES "

   " WHERE'S THE CAR LOCATED"

   " ON ( JOB KILLING STREET )  AT  ( FAILED POLICY  BOULAVARD ) ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE STREET "

   ' LEFTIST'S "

   " HAVE THEY POOPED TODAY NURSE AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? '

   " I DON'T KNOW DOCTOR "

   " GIVE THEM AN ENEMA AND A COUGH DROP AND BOOK ME A TEE TIME FOR TOMORROW MORNING "

   " YES DOCTOR" BREITBART_DOCTOR.jpg

Mirical Cure Discovered !! - April 18, 2017

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   TRUMP UNIVRSITY DOCTORS at BREITBART HOSPITAL Have Anounced a Cure For TOBACCO ADDICTION.

    " It was quite Accidental but STILL AMAZING Discovery"

   " While Attempting To Treat a White Male Smoker of 45 Year's -

    Trump U. Doctor BRADLEY ROTHSCHILD III made the announcement. "   

   " We Administered a Standard TRUMP.UNIVERSITY  ENEMA -- Allong with our Standard UNIVERSITY ISSUED  COUGH DROP"

   " What We Found Was FANTASTIC, "

   " After Five weeks the Patient Showed no Desire For - no Inclination To

     ENGAGE IN THE ACT OF SMOKING  "

    " But Doctor --  the uhh Patient Appears to Be -- Well -   DEAD "

    " Just a SIDE EFFECT --  PROBABLY TEMPORARY "

THE EAR OF THE BEHOLDER - February 3, 2017

 " DR - THERE'S A PATIENT IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM WITH A LOUD RINGING IN HIS LEFT EAR "

   " A LEFTISTS !! "

   " HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JUSUS ? "

   " I DON'T KNOW DOCTOR"

   " GIVE HIM AN ENEMA AND A COUGH DROP AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING "

     " BUT DOCTOR - HE'S EXPERIENCING A BIT OF NAUSEA AS WELL "

      " HE'S NOT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR FOR THREE DAYS MINIMUM - NOW HAVE MY

       SEVEN IRON RE- GRIPPED AND TELL MY WIFE TO DRINK MORE WATER "

        " YES DOCTOR ' hanging_out_at_the_rose_garden.jpg

BREITBART HOSPITAL EPISODE 2 / THE PUT - January 30, 2017

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" DOCTOR WASPER - WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY ROOM PATIENT SUFFERING SEVERE PAIN IN THE LEFT SIDEOF HIS ASS "      

" HE HAS A TERRIBLE HACKING COUGH AS WELL "

" ANOTHER  LEFTIST" 

" NURSE -- GIVE HIM AN ENEMA AND A COUGH DROP AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING "

" TWENTY BUCKS I MAKE THIS PUT SCHMOKEN "

    " YA HEIR DOCTOR  - I WILL MAKE THIS WAGER YA ? "

the Birth - January 27, 2017

BREITBART HOSPITAL:

" Doctor -- BILL OREILLY is Back Again "

" AND HIS HEAD IS COMING OUT OF HIS ASS !!!"

 " DAMN -- THAT EAR ENEMA THAT N.P.R. HOSPITAL ADMINISTERED MUST BE KICKING IN AFTER ALL !!!! "

  " GET ME KELLY ANN QUINLAN ON THE PHONE NOW !!! "

  " AND GRAB ME A FUKIN COOUGH DROP "

    " YES DOCTOR " 

FLAG - COUNTRY - January 20, 2017

 

  N.P.R. HOSPITAL :  " DR - BILL O'REILLY IS HERE COMPLAINING OF A LUMP ON HIS BRAIN "

   " HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? "

    " FIVE TIMES DOCTOR "

  " DOES HE HAVE OBAMA CARE ? "

  " I DON'T BELIEVE HE DOES  "

  " GIVE HIM AN EAR ENEMA -- HAVE HIM CALL ME WHEN HIS HEAD FALLS OUT OF HIS ASS "

   " YES DOCTOR"

   ' AND HAVE MY SEVEN IRION RE GRIPPED - IT FEELS SLUGGISH ON THE DOWN SWING " Bill_O_Reilly.png

Slowly i turned - January 19, 2017

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N.P.R. HOSPITAL 

 " DR. --  BILL O'REILLY IS HERE AGAIN "

 ' HAS HIS HEAD COME OUT OF HIS ASS YET NURSE ? "

 " NOT YET DR."

" I ADMINISTERED THE EAR ENEMA ---  AS INSTRUCTED "

  " NO SIGN OF EXPULSION ? "

  " WELL -- HE DID JUST PRAISE KENYA "

  " IT S WORKING -- GIVE HIM A BOWL OF PRUNES AND TELL HIM TO PUSSHHH " 

  " YES DOCTOR " 

Swft boaters to attend - January 17, 2017

swiftboated.pngJOHN O'NEILL and his SWFTBOAT VETERANS for TRUTH will be attending the TRUMP Inauguration

O'Neill " Fake News is ALL THE rage now." "hell We Invented it in 04 "

  President TRUMP Addressed the press Via Twitter " I love those Patriotic Lying Patriots way Ahead of Their Time -- so smart - so smart "

DON'T BE CRUEL - January 14, 2017

tea_party_conference.jpgFORMER JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER KOIZUMI ( a huge ELVIS fan )

DECIDED TO TAKE A DIRECT PHONE CALL FROM NORTH KOREAN BELOVED LEADER  KIM JONG UN

  ACCOMPANIED BY FIVE  ELVIS IMPERSONATORS -- HE PROCEEDED TO SING HIS RENDITION OF  " DON'T BE CRUEL " FOR THE BELOVED LEADER

    UN WAS SAID TO BE MOVED --- CLAPPING HIS HANDS IN TIME AND DANCING TO THE RHYTHM AS

    KOIZUMI SANG THE MIDDLE EIGHT

   " I DON'T WANT TO BE A TIGER  -- CAUSE TIGERS PLAY TO ROUGH "

     UN THEN ENDED THE CORDIAL PHONE CALL WITH THE KOREAN EQUIVILANT OF   " THANK YOU -  THANK YOU VERY MUCH  " (UPI )

THE PACT - January 13, 2017

" SO NOW ADOLPH JUST SIGNED A NON - AGRESSION PACT WITH THE KAISER "

" AM I RIGHT ADOLPH ? "

" YA VOL MEIN WEALTHY ONE "

" I LIKE THE WAY IT SOUNDS IN MEXICAN ADOLPH "

" YA VOL MEIN FURHER ! "

" THE MEXICAN'S TALK SO NICE -- AM I RIGHT ? DON'T YOU THINK ?" " AND I LOVE THE BLACKS "

( " SHE'S NOT LOCKED UP - WHAT THE FUCK - U.S.A. (applause cheers )unfortunately

THANKING THE BASE - January 10, 2017

" SO I'M BUILDING A MALL AND NOT A WLL WITH MEXICO "

" what the fuk - she's not locked up - usa -Drain the swamp (Grrrrr) "

" LISTEN I LOVE THE UN EDUCATED - BUT YOUR GETTING TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS "

" I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A CLOWN CAR FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO "

" NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND COME BACK IN FOUR YEEARS "

        " HEINRICH " " YA VOL MEIN WEALTHY ONE "

         " TURN THE WATER CANNONS ON THEM I HAVE A MANICURE APPOINTMENT "

      ( Bshhhhhhhhhhh  bsssshhhhhhhhhhh

     " WE'RE ALL  WET - WE'RE ALL WET - WHAT THE FUK - SHE'S NOT LOCKED UP - U.S.A. - (cheers -- towels )adolph_bizmark_ceasar.jpg

      ( We're all Wet - We're all Wet - U.S.A. what the fuk - she's not locked up )      

ALT WEATHER REPORT - January 9, 2017

GREAT AGAIN WEATHER CENTER :

GREAT AGAIN TOWER N.Y.C.

" MEIN WEALTHY ONE - THERE IS A CATEGORY FIVE HURRICANE 120 MILES SOUTH EAST OF MIAMI "

"IT'S MOVING NORTHWEST AT A RAPID PACE "

" I JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW SCHMOKIE - THE SUNS OUT - NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY "

" SO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? "Hurricane_pic.jpg

CHECK ONE TWO - January 8, 2017

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BUILD THAT MALL - January 8, 2017

" I JUST GOT BRIEFED BY THE F.B.I - THE C.I.A. - THE N.S.A. AND THE K.G.B. "

" AS A RESULT I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BUILD A WALL WITH MEXICO "

( " She's not Locked up - What the Fuck - U.S.A. U.S A. - Build that Wall )

" INSTEAD OF A WALL - WE'LL BE BUILDING A MALL - ISN'T THAT RIGHT ADOPH "

" YA VOL MEIN WEALTHY ONE"

" I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAY IT IN MEXICAN ADOLPH "

" YA VOL MEIN FURHER "
" SO GOOD - MEXICAN IS A MAGIC LANGUAGE

Ladies Day - January 4, 2017

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MAZIR E SARIF held it's first LADIES day BUZKASHI match yesterday afternoon.

FINAL SCORE MAZAR-- 2 Carcasses - QUANDAHAR -- 1 Cacass + 1/2 of a hindquarter --- minus tail

 MAZAR is hot having won it's last 4 matches by at least 1 goat carcass.

All Ladies attending the Match Received a bottle of INTOXICATED WAR LORD repellent

The WAR LORDS BALL AND CORTILLION followed the Match

LEAD GUT SPRINSTEIN And a Few of his Groupies threw out the first Goat Carcass (upi )

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