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builldozed again

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700

BULLDOZING FOR CHRIST former V.P. DICK CHANEYS Faith Based No Bid Cpntractors have promised

to Bulldoze any Mosque or other Muslim structue errected near Ground Zero

Haksaw : " This is Chistian Land in a Christian Country God Damn it "

" Our Grandparents and such came here for Religious Freedom and we'll be damned if we let

some damned Foreigners and their Pagan ways take away our Country's Values "

" WE WAN'T OUR COUNTRY BACK sob sob "

PRESIDENT OBAMA had no comment he was reportedly with aides searching for the exact location

of MECCA relative to the White House . (upi)

Do Nothing Congress? --

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700

Democrats in the House of Representatives have passed Lobyist Reform --- a new Minimum Wage Law --- and have now taken away the Tax Breaks to the Oil company's that had allowed them to double their profits as prices doubled.

Republicans pointed out today that the New Oil Policy will cause Americans to
Buy " Smaller " cars thus making the U.S. LESS SAFE

Yep Be afraid -- Be very afraid

Hacksaw'd

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700

The Right Reverend Phillip (Head) Hacksaw and his no bid contractors BULLDOZING FOR CHRIST are headed for the Arizona Border

Former Vice President CHANEY'S Faith Based Company are on their way to
" Bulldoze the Border Hallaluah praise Jesus "

Lou Dobbs and his Malitia plan to hook up with HACKSAW at

Iran launches Korean

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700

IRAN announced today that it had fullfiled it's obligation under the IRAN/ NORTH KOREA / SO YOU THINK WE WERE EVIL BEFORE EHH / PACT.

" This afternoon at--- 2:00 ---TEHERAN time We successfully Launched the North Korean Ambassador into the sea of JAPAN. "

" He landed ( with Portfolio ) 5.6 miles west of the sight where our first Satellite Booster Rocket landed '

Iranian President MAHMUD AHMAJINEDAD : "This is a great moment in AXIS history ----It rivals even the Washing of My Car and the Chasing of the Mice "

" See the Great Satan Quake Like so many Impotent Implants on the inflated breasts of the kept Whore of the Infidel " Ahmajinedad and Kim Jong Il then exchanged Launching Gifts. IL receiving Lavish CHINA (upi )

Rumsfeld and team square off with INDIA

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700

Head Coach DONALD RUMSFELD and his Georgetown Harbor Country Club Squash Team are on their way to MUMBAI . Rmsfld : " These are nothing but a few Malcontents and Dead Enders -- we'll make short work of em "

Rumsfeld and his squad Lost a 3 game set to the Iranian "ARMY OF ALLAH " team before taking 2 of 3 from the Chinese. "ARMY was tough on us but We bounced back against the Chinese." "Wanted to play em again an hour later though heee hee hee"

Captain BRADLY ROTHSCHILDE IV appeared relaxed and confident Rchld : " It's time to kick some Customer Service Cab Driving Ass --- loll Gafauwww " " Oh WINSTON !! Bring me another sparkling water -- this place is a hell hole " Indian Coach SAHIB TANDORA was working the night shift at Capital One and was unavailable for comment

DON'T BE CRUEL

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700

Former JAPANESE Prime Minister KOIZUMI ( a huge ELVIS fan ) decided to take the King to Korea

KOIZUMI made a direct phone call to North Korean Beloved Leader KIM JONG IL and Accompanied by Five ELVIS IMPERSONATORS Koizumi sang his rendition of " DON'T BE CRUEL " for the pint sized North Korean Marionette

IL was said to be moved---clapping his hands in time and dancing to the Rhythm as KOIZUMI sang the middle eight " I don't want to be a Tiger---Cause Tiger's play to Rough " IL then ended the cordial phone call with the KOREAN equivalent of " Thank You----- Thank You Very Much " (UPI )

LATEST FOX NEWS POLL

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700

In a FOX NEWS POLL conducted last week , a whopping 82% of Viewers agree with Former President BUSH. FREEDOM IS GOOD In another FOX pole 18% of those surveyed believe that Water comes from Clams. 96% say GOD is a White Guy and a Republican 3% say he's a White Guy and an Independent 1% say he's a Black GAY Democrat 33% say they believe everything they read and 64% say they don't believe anything they read 87% 'think the Moon Landings were Faked------and 65 % Think the DUTCH were behind the bombing of PEARL HARBOR 11% changed the channell----- (ap)

Hogan knows Best

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700

Rijyad Saudi Arabia --- the Royal Palace " Your Majesty == VINCE McMAHON and his American Wrestler RANDY MACHO MAN SAVAGE are here and request an Audience ' K.Abdulah : " Wonderful -- are they going to Inject Steroids --- Pound each other Senseless --- and Emit Primordial Screaches as their Hairlines Recede and their Penises Shrink ? " " Not exactly Sire -- They have been sent by incoming President OBAMA on Diplomatic Mission" " Is SAADAM still Dead ? " " As a Doornail Sire " " Then you may send them in " " Gentlemen - it's a pleasure to meet you - wont you come in " Vince McMahon ; " Listen you Pencil Necked Geek -- my S.U.V. 's out of Gas " MM Svge : " Here King have a SLIM JIM ahhh now them"s eats eh hee hee he " K.A. " Gentlemen -- what can I do for you " McMhn: " Now King -- We're all Gay and we need Oil -- so do some Drilling O.K. ? " KngAbdla : " Mr. McMahon -- is SAADAM still Dead ? " " As a Doornail King " " Then have you considered the VILLAGE PEOPLE or perhaps FIRE ISLAND ? "

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800

BULLDOZING FOR CHRIST the faith based construction firm hired by V.P. Dick Chaney in 2006 is on its way to D. C. again

In 2006 the Democrats built a COMMUNE on the Lawn that BDfC tore down on the V.P.s orders. Now it seems the OBAMA administration is in the process of building a Tent City as the search for MOONBEAM REED'S ( Stash) continues

Sprinstein to Play

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0800

Catskill Cover Guy LEADGUT SPRINSTEIN will be doing a 10:00 show at PUNJABS SHOP n GO Sat Night

Spngstn : " This is gonna be a Tribute to Whats his name "

" Hey GILLY -- whats that Fat F@!##s name again " "

" Let's do a Tribute -- Brown Eyed Girl on Three - Andaone Andatwo --