President Splits Atom 

Former President BUSH took a tour of a Nuclear Power Plant yesterday in order to prepare him for his post Presidential career in Nuclear Physics

Prof : " You see Mr. President this is a life Size Replica of a typical Atom"

President Bsh : " Now I'm glad to get to see a uhhh Atum " " Does it has a Nukulus Professor ?"

" Prf : Straight ahead Mr. President"

" That Red Ball on the RIGHT is a Proton and the Blue Ball on the LEFT is a Neutron "

" Prs : W.M.D.'s ! "

" And what's them things flying around up…

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BUILD THAT MALL 

" I JUST GOT BRIEFED BY THE F.B.I - THE C.I.A. - THE N.S.A. AND THE K.G.B. " " AS A RESULT I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BUILD A WALL WITH MEXICO " ( " She's not Locked up - What the Fuck - U.S.A. U.S A. - Build that Wall ) " INSTEAD OF A WALL - WE'LL BE BUILDING A MALL - ISN'T THAT RIGHT ADOPH " " YA VOL MEIN WEALTHY ONE" " I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU SAY IT IN MEXICAN ADOLPH " " YA VOL MEIN FURHER " " SO GOOD - MEXICAN IS A MAGIC LANGUAGE

Conspiricy Convention 

 

A CONVENTION of CONSPIRICY THEORIST Will be Held Next Month at a Location 5 miles North of ROSWELL NEW MEXICO

Nutjob:-- " WE EXPECT A REALY BIG TURN OUT --  MAYBE EVEN AN EXTRA TERETRAIAL GUEST !!!! "

 " We all know the Government Pulled off the 9/11 Attacks--Faked the Moon Landings --- and Spilled Cornflakes on My Landlady's Precious Freakin Rug  "

FORMER PRESIDENT  BUSH Has Announced that He will Address the Convention and Remind them to BE AFRAID !!!!

 " You know -- HeY ISN'T THAT ELVIS  ??  !! "

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BREITBART HOSPITAL 

" DR. WINSTON BUPIN IS HERE - HE'S COMPLAINING OF FLASHBACKS " " BUPIN ? ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO WIPED ROMNEYS DOG'S ASS ? " " YES DOCTOR - HE USED TO WALK SEAMUS " " HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? " " FOUR TIMES DOCTOR " " GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP AN ENEMA AND A COPY OF MY NEWEST BOOK ( WHY DADDY DUFFS HIS SAND WEDGE " -- " AND A BILL " " YES DOCTOR "

THE UHHH SOLUTION 

 BESTOPPO HEADQUARTERS - GREAT AGAIN AVENUE NEW YORK CITY:

   " MEIN FURHER "

    " I AM WEALTHY HEINRICH - NICE OF YOU TO KEEP MENTIONING IT . "

      "  I JUST SPOKE TO BEE BEE  - AMAZING MAN  JUST FANTASTIC "

    " MEIN FURHER - THE JEWISH QUESTION MUST BE APPROACHED DELICATELY "

     " ISREAL IS PERFECT  HEINRICH WHAT AN ALLY  -  THE MORE SETTLEMENTS THE BETTER -  WE NEED A STRONG ISRAELI ALLY THEY'RE ALL THAT STANDS BETWEEN US AND THE ISLAMIC TERRORISTS - THE HOUNDS ARE AT THE GATE HEINRICH  "

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BREITBART HOSPITAL 

 

     DR. RACHELL MADDOW IS HERE - SHE HEARS BILL OREILLY'S VOICE IN HER UNDERWEAR DRAWER " 

           " HAS SHE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? " 

         " TEN TIMES DOCTOR " 

    " GIVE HER A COUGH DROP AND AN ENEMA - AND THROW IN A COPY OF MY NEWEST BOOK'

             (  KILLING BILL O'REILLY IN MY UNDERWEAR )  $29.99

        " DON'T FORGET TO BILL HER " 

       " YES DOCTOR " 

HEALTH CARE FOR GOLFERS 

BREITBART HOSPITAL --  SERVING THE RIGHT THINKING COMMUNITY SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF THE BUSCH ADMINISTRATION

ALL OF OUR DOCTORS ARE BOARD CERTIFIED GRADUATES OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY

FEELING A BIT UNDER THE WEATHER ?

DO THE RIGHT THING BREITBART HOSPITAL -- " WE CARE - BUT WE DON'T TAKE OBAMACARE "

BREITBART HOSPITAL 

" DR. - SEAN HANNITY IS HERE - HE SAY'S HE HAS AN ISLAMIST LODGED IN HIS RECTUM " 

 " HAS HE POOPED TODAY AND PRAYED TO JESUS ? " 

 " TWICE DOCTOR " 

  " GIVE HIM A COUGH DROP AND AN ENEMA AND A COPY OF MY NEW BOOK ( DADDY NEEDS A 7 IRON )

  "  OH -- AND A BILL " 

   " YES DOCTOR " 

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BUPIN THROWS HAT IN RING 

WINSTON BUPIN -- ( Mitt Romney's former Dog Walker ( He wiped Seamus's ass during 2012 Presidential Campaign )

Has announced his Candidacy for  Representative from Utahs 4th Congressional seat today.

" It's time to Wipe Washington's Backside -- and as Seamus can attest -- I'm just the man to do it "

" MAKE AMERICA FRESH AGAIN"  -  BUPIN IN  2018 "

A brief history of the Ascerbic State of Kanef 

The State of KaNef has been to the World what a Hangnail is to a Bowler Not dibillitating ----- but danmed annoying. Just to recap a part of the History of this " NO PARKING ANY TIME " sign in front of the 1/2 PRICE OFF TODAY Store of Civilization